Islamophobin: The revolutionary new cure for Islamophobia!

Do you suffer from blind intolerance? Have you got an irrational fear of Muslims? Well CAIR have the solution for you!

Introducing Islamophobin, the sugar-free chewing gum that is a multi-symptom relief for Islamophobia.

The Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) is USA’s largest Muslim civil rights and advocacy organisation. They’ve launched a satirical public awareness campaign to challenge growing Islamophobia in America.

“We hope humor will help create public awareness about the harm Islamophobia does not only to ordinary American Muslims, but also to the values of equality and religious freedom upon which our nation was founded,” – CAIR National Executive Director Nihad Awad.

According to the advert, side effects of taking Islamophobin may include “warm feelings toward Muslims, immigrants or refugees and “an allergy to the promotion of anti-Muslim bigotry.”

(Funnily enough, the product is actually available to buy on Amazon here – and has 5* reviews!)



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